There's a bug that can't be opened.
There's a bug goes on and on,
Empty chars in empty tables,
Now TRUNCATE has been and gone.

Here they talked about INDEXes.
Here is was they set the KEY.
Here they normalized the data,
And tomorrow: build in C.

CREATE TABLE in the corner,
and the database was born!
And they wrote with keyboards singing!
And I can hear them now!
The clacky keyboards they prefered!
Became their very downfall,
when they missed XSS testing.
And pushed the new site live, at dawn.

Oh my friends, my friends forgive me,
That I work and you are gone.
There's a brief that can't broken,
There's a bug that can't be done.

Phantom strings outside of slashes,
Phantom commands into core,
Empty CHARs in empty tables,
Where our data rests, no more.

Oh my friends, you didn't ask me,
What parameterize was for!
Empty CHARs in empty tables,
Where our data rests, no more.

Aquarion, emptychairs@emptytables.org